Nobody reads advertising. People read what interests them; and sometimes it happens to be in the form of an ad.
15%OF THE EARTH'S surface is ice
9TIMES A DAY WE HEAR Anne-isms
7POTS OF COFFEE consumed daily
TODAY'S UNDEREMPLOYED WORD: Gob-smacked
KINGSLEYS'S ADVICE: Never buy retail
ANNE'S ADVICE: Leave your troubles at the front door.